I'm a doctor, not an accountant!

Actually, I'm not a doctor either. I'm just a poor, numerically-impaired author with a lot of 'splainin' to do to the Revenooers every year.

But I've come through yet again, more or less whole, and ready to write again--if only to wash all those silly numbers out of my brain! Of course, it would help if I didn't end up staring at a giant tub-o-receipts every Jan 1, glumly aware that I should have done a little periodic sorting...

Every year I swear to go on a course of self-improvement. I will lose weight! I will turn my books in on time! I will itemize bi-weekly!

Well, I did turn a book in on time this past year. One of them, anyway...